Monday, November 07, 2011

It's November...That's Pretty Late To Start My New Year's Resolution!!!


But maybe, oh just maybe, I can get a head start on next year's resolution. What is that resolution? I thought about weight loss, toning down my appetite for bacon, not telling people that I watch Lawrence Welk, stop saying that we have been to Mars and the government didn't tell us and listening to Christmas music at the time that is acceptable to most people, but that's not it!

My 2011 New Years Resolution (and my now-declared 2012 resolution) was/is spending more time writing on my blog. I actually believed that this last half of the year that I would be finishing a self-published book. Just like Engelbert Humperdink making a comeback, it's not gonna happen this year. So, here's hoping for next year. But I have to have all my 2012 resolutions done by December 21st of next year, because the world is ending on that day. See if I set my resolution goal for the day the world is ending we won't be alive to see how bad the book is, just that I got it finished!

BTW, (and this is the best segue ever) William Hung who 'sang?' on American Idol is now a crime analyst for the LA Sheriff's office. So he now gets to determine whether or not the perp 'banged' her victim on the head. I can just hear the echoes from office now 'she bangs, she bangs, she banged him with a blunt instrument...' OK, I realize that was very bad, but I'm gonna have to write a few garbage posts to get back in writing shape.

So, please tell your friends that I am blogging again. Actually, beg them to check out my blog. Then they'll be forced by guilt into it. I am not sure that will help me with my resolution, but it sure won't hurt! Right...

3 comments:

Awesome Mom said...

You should never ever give up or cut back on bacon, that would be a crime.

lgsquirrel said...

I'm here and ready to read anything you put up on this blog. Good to have you back, Michael. Since the world is ending next year, can you give us a post a day? You'll be so busy that you'll have no time for bacon, thereby achieving two resolutions. And the pigs rejoiced!

LesleyG said...

Made me laugh! Keep churning 'em out!