Call Me The Clean Up Man! But Don't Say I Suck...

Interesting title, huh? What do I clean up? What do I suck at? If you were thinking a vacuum cleaner, you'd be absolutely right! Scary huh? Well, I mean it's a scary thought that you think like me. Vacuum’s aren't scary. Unless your vacuum cleaner starts to eat up a rug. Well ya know, that's just an 'example.' I should stop using air quotes because they make me look guilty...

I like vacuuming. In fact, I spent an hour of today assembling a vacuum (it says a few minutes to get it ready, but I have trouble reading their manual. It's in English). Then I spent over an hour vacuuming the house. Of course when the kiddos get home I'll have to vacuum again...

I don't know why I have a fascination with this particular household appliance. Maybe it's because you run it over the carpet and can see or listen to what it picks up. Don't you feel like you are the master of your floors with that type of power? Uhhhh, nah, me neither. (Is me neither correct? When I think I've made a grammatical fa-paux I like to ask. Hopefully it shows a little bit of an intelligence as opposed to writing it and not asking).

Anywhoo, that's all I have to say today. Bet you want that 5 minutes back. Well, I DON'T GIVE REFUNDS!! Now, you can say I suck...