Saturday, December 22, 2007

Off For The Holidays

Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the blog, no good idea was stirring, the blog's owner in a fog.

Visions of birthday presents and deep fryers danced in his head. Someday they'll say all the deep fried goodness is why he is dead.

When what to his keyboard wandering fingers appeared, but an idea, to post a picture of the fat guy with the beard. He plagiarized a Christmas tale, and then left for a last minute sale.

And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight. Holy crap, man. I thought you were open 'til midnight.

This is my last post before Christmas. I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and I'll see you next week with my ode to the incandescent light bulb and my New Year's predictions.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
(and thanks for all of your blog visits)

18 comments:

Dr. A said...

Merry Christmas!

Lis said...

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

CS said...

Merry Christmas to you, too, Michael! Hope it is a great one, filled with joy and peace.

Airam said...

Merry Christmas Michael! I look forward to reading more of you in the New Year!

:)

Palm Springs Savant said...

good one. very funny. Merry Christmas to you. nice blog btw

Odat said...

What a great poem!!!
LOL...you done good!!

Just stopped in to say to my bestest blogging buddy:
firstly: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU........yada yada yada.....Hope it's great...... and secondly:
Have yourself a merry lil christmas!!! Happy Holidays to you and yours....
Peace

Patti said...

Merry Christmas Michael!! And Happy Birthday, a few hours early.

Hope you get the deep fryer you so desire. Hey that rhymes! ;-)

Have a great holiday season.

Violet said...

Have a good one!!

meleah rebeccah said...

Merry Christmas and HAPPY BIRTHDAY Micheal.

xxoo xxoo xxoo

Meleah Rebeccah said...

Happy Birthday TO YOU
Happy Birthday TO YOU
Happy Birthday Dear Michael
Happy Birthday TO YOU

katherine. said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours...and thanks for a great place to read.

captain corky said...

Merry Christmas Michael, and make sure to drink plenty of Ovaltine.

chefmom said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Michael!!! I hope you a great day, and you get everything you wish for!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Happy Christmas! And Happy Birthday!

best bud's wife's sister said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Merry CHRISTmas!!

OMYWORD! said...

I found you over at Meleah's. (I thought you stayed home at Christmas. What the heck were you doing over there?)

I added you to my feed reader so I can laugh some more. Hey - I've even been to Corona. So much in common...anyway, Merry Christmas!

Selma said...

Wishing you a Happy Birthday and a very Merry Christmas. Hugs to Lucy and Ethel.

Valerie said...

If only I were as skilled at poetry! :)