Friday, March 09, 2007

Top Ten (And A Half) Reasons Why I Couldn’t Blog Tonight

I have decided to post a Top Ten and a Half List every Friday. Why ten and a half? Because I don’t want to be accused of stealing a great idea, of course…

So, here are the top ten (and a half) reasons why I couldn't blog tonight:

11. I didn’t believe the expiration date on the can of whip cream and learned my lesson the hard way.

10. I had to watch the new 2 DVD Peter Pan Special Edition…again…and yet again.

9. It was hard to walk away from the TV when there was 5 straight hours of NASCAR coverage on tonight.

8. I thought I would start the weekend watching another LA Clippers loss.

7. I accidentally turned my clock ahead one hour last night and haven’t been able to recover all day.

6. There was a voice in my head all day warning me that bad things would happen if I blog tonight and that the voice sees dead people and Rosebud was the sleigh.

5. I left the computer off tonight to make up for all the extra electricity that Al Gore seems to be consuming.

4. I was too busy stocking my old Y2K bunker in anticipation of the worldwide calamity that only I seem to expect when we prematurely move our clocks one hour ahead tomorrow night instead of in mid-April as the gods decree.

3. My twins Lucy and Ethel warned me that their bags were packed and if I even thought about getting on the computer tonight they were going to move in with the three year old twins boys down the street.

2. I tried to shave my head and then spent the rest of the evening calling local rehab centers to see if they had any vacancies.

And the number one reason why I couldn’t blog tonight is:

1. I was digging in the backyard and found this really old…

4 comments:

Odat said...

LMAO...Too funny! Did you watch Peter Pan before or after the whipped cream??? AARRGGGHH...

You have twin boys living in the same neighborhood??? Uh OH!!!!!

Abigail S said...

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME!!! This really old what in the backyard!

Hope you don't need your bunker. Cuz if you do, that means I'm in trouble, cuz I don't have one!

ShadowFalcon said...

I'm in agreement really old? It was a body like in the Burbs and your tom hanks

(I had the pleasure of seeing the live action version of peter pan in the cinema it was truly awful)

PARLANCHEQ said...

Soon enough #3 will change to Lucy and Ethel were monopolizing the computer to IM the twins down the street, thus allowing you no opportunity to blog. :)