Friday, March 02, 2007

Top Ten (And A Half) Bad Uses For Your New Photoshop Software

I have decided to post a Top Ten and a Half List every Friday. Why ten and a half? Because I don’t want to be accused of stealing a great idea, of course…

So, here are the top ten (and a half) bad uses for your new Photoshop software:

11. Inserting yourself into any photo containing a foreign dictator with a small mustache or cigar.

10. You were never Marilyn Monroe’s date, so why pretend now?

9. Replacing Oliver, the young cousin on the Brady Brunch with yourself.

8. Placing anyone’s head onto Dolly Parton’s body.

7. Replacing Monica Lewinsky hugging President Clinton with an image of your wife, especially without her knowledge.

6. Inserting your coworker’s head onto the photo of someone wanted in seven states for murder.

5. Placing yourself into any photo from Star Wars if you are over the age of 35.

4. Morphing your mom into the Mona Lisa and attempting to pass it off as your gift for Mother’s Day.

3. Altering photos of your ex-girlfriend’s first vacation after she dumped you so that it looks like you are still together.

2. Cropping out Gail or Steadman so it appears you are standing next to Oprah, Queen of all Media.

And the number one bad use for your new Photoshop software is:

1. Remember the one where Saddam Hussein was…


Laurie said...

Sometimes I have a little too much fun with my photoshop program too.

Jocelyn said...

But I always wanted to be the seventh Brady kid. Is that so wrong?

thethinker said...

Too bad I have Microsoft Paint.

Meloncutter said...

If you can't tell what I do with my photo manipulation software by reading my blog, then you surely can't realize I have this problem too.

I only use freeware software to do all of my stuff on the blog, as I am a tight ass and won't pay for the name as the freeware stuff out there is just as good for the things that I do. LOL

But it does keep me at home and out of trouble.

Later Y'all

JR's Thumbprints said...

No# 6 is my kind of humor.

captain corky said...

5. "Placing yourself into any photo from Star Wars if you are over the age of 35".

Yeah, that would be kind of...lame.

goodthomas said...

Very, very funny.

Unfortunately, if given the time and the talents I would surely choose to put my own seven year head over Oliver's.

Although all of these options seem fun.

Abigail S said...

You forgot to mention photoshopping your female boss's head to have a beard, and posting it in the breakroom.


Good top 10 and a half! I loved #6! Too great!

Odat said...

It's a good thing I don't have it...I'd be in big trouble and most likely jobless!
With the Saddam Hussein pic, you didn't did you???? ;-o


mist1 said...

I sent a picture to a man recently. The photo was of me and a friend dressed like whores (not any more so than usual). He Photoshopped himself into the picture on my friend's body. Although, it was a cute gesture, I was a little envious of how good he looked in that bustier.

Violet said...

So what are you supposed to use it for then?