Monday, November 30, 2009

Tiger has no growl??

OK, seriously, Tiger Woods can say no to a police investigation for almost 5 days? And the police just say ok and then ask if they can come back the next day, just like a telemarketer would? Who else on the planet could get away with that?! Although my friend Arnie had better ones, here's my reactions to this whole Tiger thing...

* I bet his wife is really "teed" off at him

* When he crashed, I bet Tiger's first thought was "Oh Grrrrreat"

* I hope the eye of the Tiger was not injured in the crash. He needs that for his putting

* When he left his driveway he was aiming for the fairway, but just missed it

* I can't believe he wrecked his "caddy." They don't get paid enough as it is.

* I wonder if Tiger hit is "FORE!" head on the dash?

* To wreck that badly just leaving your driveway means he was not just "putt" "putting" around while he drives

* His car bounced of a "1 wood" then hit a fire hydrant.

OK, I think I'm done now...

5 comments:

Lemon Stand said...

Michael, I leave the blogosphere for a while and come back to find you plagiarizing bad one liners... ::shakes head:: Guess I'll have to link to a few of my favorite posts of yours. (http://lemonademadedaily.blogspot.com/2009/11/wonderful-world-of-nothing-worthwhile.html)

Oh how great it is to be back... :)

SilverNeurotic said...

Poor Tiger. He's probably puttingup with a ton of abuse...and now you start on him.

Okay, okay...I'll admit it, I did get a good chuckle.

secret agent woman said...

I am totally distracted by the swoop mouth. I may have a nightmare with that in it.

meleah rebeccah said...

These? Are HILARIOUS.
:)

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