Tuesday, May 10, 2011


Well I haven't written for a while. It is a little hard when a one and half year old is dragging you by the arm to show you things all day. I long ago gave my twins the names Lucy and Ethel for blog land. So I guess kiddo #3 will be LaVerne. She's not the only reason I haven't written. Writing is hard for me to do now. The thoughts don't come as quickly as they did in 2007 and 2008 (and they're nowhere near as funny!) and I have to do a lot of editing. Plus, thing come out in fragments. Fragments may be good to a rapper, but not a copywriter. But, I bought a pipe to have in my mouth while on the computer, so this is my inaugural, uhhhhhh, pipe post?

I really don't have a topic in mind, but either did Seinfeld or Millard Filmore. And you see what happened to them one of them. Lately, I've wondered what my plan is. Wow, I know I layed that on ya all of a sudden, sorry. I think there is more to my master plan than bacon and waking up to Facebook and lamenting that I need more coffee. Perhaps there is more for me to look forward to than a Star Trek rerun and the arrival of the mail. I certainly think there is more than taking a nap and watching Dick Van Dyke on Netflix.

Wow, that was sad to read that last paragraph out loud. What am I? An 80 year old man that likes to hear William Shatner sing? Well yes, but that's not the point. While I didn't discover my plan today, I will. And maybe I'll share it with you on here. Let's just hope my master plan doesn't contain sea bass with lasers on their heads...

6 comments:

Awesome Mom said...

I am sure there is something out there for you and don't knock naps, I love me a good nap.

Patti said...

This is a great post, MWC!

I could look up Millard Fillmore's final days to discover what you are referring to, but I don't feel like it at the moment. Lazy is my middle name.

Your plan is to keep writing! There are posts in your head just waiting to be published.

And there is a book in there too. I can almost see it.

Just let all the fragments out!

Unknown said...

MC....it could be Samantha......like Bewitched! Michael you are one of the funniest men i know! keep going and you still need the robe to go with the pipe! : )

meleah rebeccah said...

This was a GREAT post, Michael. And it made me laugh out loud.

Just keep on writing. Eventually, the fragments will become sentences. Just like they are in this blog post.

And I don't think it's SAD you take naps, listen William Shatner sing, while eating bacon and updating Facebook that you need more coffee. Um....because that's exactly what I do all day too! HA.

Anonymous said...

You are sharper than me, man. "seabass with lasers on their heads"? That flew completely over my humble head.

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