I'm Up Too Dang Early

I'm am up too early

Maybe that's cuz I keep repeating “I'm up to early” in my head

Then I thought I would write that down

So, here I am

I wrote it down

But I need more lines

To attempt to pass this off

As a pseudo-poem.

I could blame me being up since the sun was shining

But in fact, the sun isn’t anywhere to be seen

Because it's raining

I can't blame my alarm clock

Because it wasn't set to go off yet

So, I guess I can't blame it on anything

Which is unfortunate

Because I like blaming other people

That was a joke

Not a good joke

But a joke nonetheless

I haven't even come close to rhyming in this writing

Actually, that was a rhyme, kind of

So, I will end this attempt at writing a poem

I will brew some coffee

And be ready for a nap

In about 30 minutes

Because I got up too early!!!