I think that title made sense. Anyway, I am trying to blog again. I used to love blogging and it was my creative outlet. Nowadays my creative outlet is me yelling at the TV while watching Hawaii 5-0. Clearly, I need more to stimulate me. So, I’m going to list a bunch of hashtags that you never see. If one speaks to you, by all means, start using it! As a warning, I’m new to hashtags. Here is my list of hastags (man, I’m using that word a lot) you never see.
#CurlingAsASwearWord – Have YOU ever used the word “curling” as a cuss word. I thought not.
#TheyShouldMakeHawaiianShirtsInFlannelForPeopleThatGetColdEasilyButStillLikeToWearThatTropicalLiefestyle – I was putting away a flannel shirt next to one of my Hawaiian shirts in the closet. Again, hashtags are new to me.
#TheWeirdestThingIHaveCleanedUpUsASchoolCustodian – The fewer time I spend on this one the better. Fingernails can be disgusting…
#IsBaconAThingYouPutIntoPancakes – Obviously the answer is YES!!
#WhyAreThereNoBluegrassRapAlbums – Seriously! I might actually listen to rap if there were.
#DenimsOverallsShouldMakeAFashionComeback – This was my New Years Resolution for the last 12 years. It gets pretty old having to repeat this one year after year.
#IWantADeepFryer – I do Nothing else needs to be said.
#YouWouldBeCloserToYourIdealWeightIfYouAteLess – But life wouldn’t be as much fun.
#AreHashTagsReallyJustSublimialThoughtsThatArentThatSublimial – Think about it.
#AreGifsTheEndOfSocietyAsWeKnowIt – I was just angry with gifs one day because I was having a hard time finding a gif for someone’s post.
#DidAbeLincolnReallyUseThatBoomBoxHeIsPicturedWith – Inquiring minds want to know!!
So, there is my list and possibly the end of my 353rd attempt at restarting my blog…