Monday, April 18, 2016

The Most Momentous Headline I've Ever Read!!!!

 The most momentous headline I've ever read, huh? It sounds pretty impressive, considering it's my first blog post in a couple of years! Seriously, I just read a new item that will change my world — if not yours too.

On Twitter this morning I read a post about McDonald's and the fact that they are going to test "all you can eat fries." Of course, I didn't actually read the article. Reading the article would possibly make the news not as impressive. I figure that the more you don't know makes life more exciting. It also makes you not as well read as you could be, but that hasn't hurt me in 42 years, so why start now...

All you can eat fries? That just boggles the mind. How much would they charge for this slice of heaven on earth? Yes, the article, which again I did not read, probably says how much they would charge, but that's not the point. I would pay far more than what I have in my bank account for the privilege. Then after ingesting sooooo many fries I would be extremely upset with myself for consuming 10,000 calories in one sitting. I would probably be a little sick but hey, that feeling will probably go away. All I would be left with is the feeling that I just had all you can eat fries. That would make me VERY happy. So yes, it was the most momentous headline I've ever yet read.

Thank you, all 3 of you, for taking the time to read this. At my last job, I had to work with a proofreader and I've clearly forgotten all he taught me trying to write this post. Writing is like exercise for the mind and I've clearly walked about 3 steps with this post. But I'm out of breath, so that is all the "exercising" for me today!


5 comments:

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh Michael! I'm soooo happy you posted again! I have been AWOL from the blogging world for years too!

Also, all you can eat fries from McDonald's = amazing! Yes, please! And who reads the article, anyway?

Mary said...

McD fries should have their own food group. They have always been a favorite for me. Apparently when I was a toddler I would stuff them in the sofa cushions, then pull out linty "freh-fries" weeks later. A little lint isn't going to deter me. Pfffft. To this day I would rather have fries than anything else on the menu.

Jackie said...

Where was this culinary delight back when I could ingest all the fries I could eat and not have to worry about fitting into my clothes the next day?! So. Not. Fair. And, welcome back to the blogging world. I look forward to your treatises on the world according to Michael.

lgsquirrel said...

1,,,2,,,3,,,,Hey! I am number 4! Can we have unlimited blog posts too? You have been missed.

Michael said...

Hey everybody!! Thanks for reading! I won't promise daily posts like back in the day, but I won't go two years before the next post!!