Tuesday, June 05, 2012

The Name Of This Post Is...Well I Don't Know Yet

 I know it's like fire and oil, maybe it's fire and paper, ice and fire, perhaps fire isn't even part of the saying?  Well, what I am trying to say is that many people have discussed what it is like to create something with a blank piece of paper and a pen.  For most, it is like fire and oil, maybe it's fire and paper, ice and fire...now do you see what I am trying to say?  Gosh, I hope so!!  (Gosh???  Was I born in the 1930s??  Gosh????)

The cursor sits on my screen blinking, as if to say 'I'm ready, but you aren't.'  Do you find that happening to you once in a while? Uhhhh...me neither!!!  I realize that at about line 2 of this post, I should have deleted it, but that is letting the cursor win.  I also realize that you are thinking 'he's flirted with it for a long time, but he's finally gone crazy...'  No comment...  :)

I probably should just give you a bullet-pointed list of my best one liners, but it takes more than one line to work up to my jokes.  Well, it takes me more than one line to work towards something.  I think of them as jokes, but I always seem to say I'm sorry after delivering them!  I could try to sell them to a stand-up comic, but I always enjoy jokes when sitting down.  I'm sorry for that...I found it funny.  Oh see, I said I'm sorry.

Well, I have wasted enough time with this post!  But it's good to know that I can still sit down and write not a thing and still have it be 4 paragraphs. I'm also sorry for you if you stayed around long enough to read it!  Wocka Wocka Wocka...  :-)


Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

not much going on in your world today michael? ha ha ha

smiles, bee

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh Michael, this happens to me ALL THE DAMN time. At least you made the torture sound funny!

Patti said...

You weren't born in the 1930s, you're just channeling Jimmy Stewart.

I like your jokes, even when I'm standing up.n

I've been remiss (like that?) in visiting you. I think I'm using that word correctly!

Lemon Stand said...

Congratulations! You are the third blogger I've read today that is complaining about their lack of good material. Still. You made me laugh with the, "... but that is letting the cursor win."