Top Ten (And A Half) Reasons Why I Couldn’t Blog Tonight

I have decided to post a Top Ten and a Half List every Friday. Why ten and a half? Because I don’t want to be accused of stealing a great idea, of course…

So, here are the top ten (and a half) reasons why I couldn't blog tonight:

11. I didn’t believe the expiration date on the can of whip cream and learned my lesson the hard way.

10. I had to watch the new 2 DVD Peter Pan Special Edition…again…and yet again.

9. It was hard to walk away from the TV when there was 5 straight hours of NASCAR coverage on tonight.

8. I thought I would start the weekend watching another LA Clippers loss.

7. I accidentally turned my clock ahead one hour last night and haven’t been able to recover all day.

6. There was a voice in my head all day warning me that bad things would happen if I blog tonight and that the voice sees dead people and Rosebud was the sleigh.

5. I left the computer off tonight to make up for all the extra electricity that Al Gore seems to be consuming.

4. I was too busy stocking my old Y2K bunker in anticipation of the worldwide calamity that only I seem to expect when we prematurely move our clocks one hour ahead tomorrow night instead of in mid-April as the gods decree.

3. My twins Lucy and Ethel warned me that their bags were packed and if I even thought about getting on the computer tonight they were going to move in with the three year old twins boys down the street.

2. I tried to shave my head and then spent the rest of the evening calling local rehab centers to see if they had any vacancies.

And the number one reason why I couldn’t blog tonight is:

1. I was digging in the backyard and found this really old…