Doctor's Orders...

My doctor told me to write 2 sentences by tomorrow so I can resume my daily blogging and then write a book. He thinks it will be good for me. So being the good patient (with no patience) I came up with:

"Since Dr. XXXXX (really that's his name!) asked to me to write two sentences, I will.

But it won't be a thesis,

It certainly will not be genius

It's wont even be like Dr. Seuss

It will be more like it was written by Butthead and Beavis

It will be....abstruse