tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post1326337085805665669..comments2023-11-05T02:28:19.783-08:00Comments on The Wonderful World Of Nothing Worthwhile: Well, My Burial Plans Just Went Up In SmokeMichael Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-54751650274072294432008-06-02T21:19:00.000-07:002008-06-02T21:19:00.000-07:00Okay:(1) I laughed out loud at the idea of putting...Okay:<BR/>(1) I laughed out loud at the idea of putting you in a plastic bag with foam peanuts. What a responsible act of love for the environment, Mr. Earthy Eartherson!<BR/>(2) Mummified Mike makes me think of Weekend at Bernie's so I will have to hop on board that idea. Let me know if I can help with a permit or something.<BR/>(3) My dad always says, "When I go, I'm taking it ALL with me!" My response every time is, "Okay, Dad, we'll write you a check for your life savings to put in the casket."Evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15964920726609407798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-38513895772080377452007-04-21T11:54:00.000-07:002007-04-21T11:54:00.000-07:00I've worried about this problem for years, what my...I've worried about this problem for years, what my children should do with me when I'm gone. So far, I have not come up with anything that doesn't make me cringe. <BR/><BR/>Burial is terrifying for claustrophobes, plus the worlds dwindling real estate could be better used for something else. Being incinerated is also appalling, as is being eaten by sharks.<BR/><BR/>I may just have to live forever until I can find a palatable way to dispose of my body. I'm open to suggestion.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-50760795286750179832007-04-20T21:01:00.000-07:002007-04-20T21:01:00.000-07:00Floating down the river in plastic bags w/ packing...Floating down the river in plastic bags w/ packing peanuts and plastic 6-pack rings? Now that is <I>definitely</I> safe for the environment! <BR/><BR/>You need to watch "Soylent Green." They turn people into crackers. Whenever I hear the name Charlton Heston, I yell "It's people! Soylent Green is made out of people!" It's so cheesy, I love it!Abigail Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08773380536768869663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-16140218239023773602007-04-20T19:01:00.000-07:002007-04-20T19:01:00.000-07:00silverneurotic: I like that attitude. I shall ado...silverneurotic: I like that attitude. I shall adopt it!<BR/><BR/>Patti: No, I do have a younger brother.<BR/><BR/>Cece: I'll have to watch it. I've actually never seen it.Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-8840553151715407152007-04-20T11:59:00.000-07:002007-04-20T11:59:00.000-07:00Ah, I just had a flashback of one of the final epi...Ah, I just had a flashback of one of the final episodes of Six Feet Under. lol*~*Cece*~*https://www.blogger.com/profile/00373628439213049604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-46600452300704689062007-04-20T09:38:00.000-07:002007-04-20T09:38:00.000-07:00Michael, I am guessing you were an only child, if ...Michael, I am guessing you were an only child, if you got along better with your friends' parents than you did with your friends.<BR/><BR/>Am I right?Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418107045479403480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-55807991823023225912007-04-20T08:53:00.000-07:002007-04-20T08:53:00.000-07:00I don't give a crap, I don't want anyone messing a...I don't give a crap, I don't want anyone messing around with my body when I'm dead, screw the enviroment!Nikki Neurotichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10699784181113365713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-63954111068829078512007-04-20T08:24:00.000-07:002007-04-20T08:24:00.000-07:00Mist: I'll mark the date. Now if I'd only kept al...Mist: I'll mark the date. Now if I'd only kept all the pads they took off my chest I could use it as a plate warmer for the casserole I make.Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-24533455376397975542007-04-20T08:11:00.000-07:002007-04-20T08:11:00.000-07:00I don't need a single napkin ring. I'm thinking a...I don't need a single napkin ring. <BR/><BR/>I'm thinking about getting on that birth control ring that you change quarterly. In a year, I'll have a set of napkin rings.<BR/><BR/>Dinner party at my house in a year.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-29577497745907031892007-04-20T07:29:00.000-07:002007-04-20T07:29:00.000-07:00Patti: Truth be told, I have always gotten along b...Patti: Truth be told, I have always gotten along better with my friends' parents than with my friends...I was always made fun of for that ;-)<BR/><BR/>Awesome Mom: That's a great idea. We could fool them about what out culture was really like.<BR/><BR/>Odat: That's funny!!<BR/><BR/>Kerry: OK, I'll give you Fred Willard, as long as I can still have Bob Newhart!<BR/><BR/>Terri: with my luck, the boat would sink as soon as it was set aflame.<BR/><BR/>Lone Grey: For some reason I don't feel too good about it ;-)<BR/><BR/>Cursed Tea: Thanks for letting me know.Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-23969621673470327452007-04-20T06:25:00.000-07:002007-04-20T06:25:00.000-07:00hiI saw you commented on "heartinsanfransisco"'s b...hi<BR/>I saw you commented on "heartinsanfransisco"'s blog on the UK banning the holocaust from schools. I wanted to let you know this is FALSE. You can check the BBC and other news agencies. <BR/><BR/>I am British and am deeply disturbed that this report has been circulating - it is not true and will never be something acceptable in the UK!!!<BR/><BR/>I just wanted to set the record straight.<BR/>Thank you<BR/>KirstyCursed Teahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11887314545308348100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-55095999730794346502007-04-20T04:59:00.000-07:002007-04-20T04:59:00.000-07:00Zoroastorians leave their dead to be picked clean ...Zoroastorians leave their dead to be picked clean by vultures. How do you feel about being bird feed?Lone Grey Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16892067644551128013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-86675365349439909142007-04-20T04:05:00.000-07:002007-04-20T04:05:00.000-07:00too funny. My husband's aunt did a "viking" funer...too funny. My husband's aunt did a "viking" funeral with his ashes on their pond. Basically set out a makeshift boat with his ashes on it, set it afire and sent it off into the middle of the pond. It was interesting that's for sure.Terrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07687207048265961972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-87588814086950039962007-04-20T03:02:00.000-07:002007-04-20T03:02:00.000-07:00I got a great idea from Hunter Thompson...after he...I got a great idea from Hunter Thompson...after he was cremated he had his ashes shot out of a cannon. I decided that's what I want to do, but in light all this Earth Day stuff....I guess I'll have to come up with something else. Something involving Fred Willard.Kerry McKibbinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00536366514192227118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-1025895251084019972007-04-20T01:43:00.000-07:002007-04-20T01:43:00.000-07:00OMG Ya scarred me so much that I want my mummy!!!P...OMG Ya scarred me so much that I want my mummy!!!<BR/><BR/>PeaceOdathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03973602431527460287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-44372336439322096962007-04-19T20:15:00.000-07:002007-04-19T20:15:00.000-07:00I always thought it would be fun to be mummified t...I always thought it would be fun to be mummified too. I was planning on putting all sorts of weird things in my coffin to confuse the archaeologists in the future.Awesome Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03523320907836876707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-77986989736688119992007-04-19T18:31:00.000-07:002007-04-19T18:31:00.000-07:00certainly Michael; us geezers are good for somethi...certainly Michael; us geezers are good for something.Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418107045479403480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-31211595742608116092007-04-19T18:21:00.000-07:002007-04-19T18:21:00.000-07:00Patti: Oops, I confused my Stones. At least I did...Patti: Oops, I confused my Stones. At least I didn't say Brian Jones ;-)<BR/><BR/>I'm going to correct it now.<BR/>Thanks!Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30418689.post-9643809130179161992007-04-19T18:12:00.000-07:002007-04-19T18:12:00.000-07:00Funny stuff. I am a bit afraid of cremation, but l...Funny stuff. I am a bit afraid of cremation, but last year my husband's sister was cremated and she ended up being buried in a beautiful urn. I was picturing something much more utilitarian.<BR/>I cannot believe I just wrote that.<BR/><BR/>P.S. The Rolling Stone in question is Keith Richards. I forgive you because you weren't even alive in the groovy '60s.<BR/>;-)Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418107045479403480noreply@blogger.com